Thursday, July 31, 2008

Lil' Wayne On 106 & Park

A tad bit old I think, but I never seen it before. The audience was goin' nuts! Lil' Wayne is the biggest guy in hip-hop right now. Killin'em dude, can't be mad at that.

My Girlfriend Has A New Music Video

Yeah, she's promoting her Pastry Kicks (they're actually pretty dope) by putting out this music video, which is cute... and pretty smart indeed. My girlfriend is so smart. Oh and my other girlfriend is on the 1's + 2's in the video, so yeah, you should check out my girlfriends, alright? K, great. ...because they're my girlfriends

...my girlfriend.

WOW-factor: There Could Be A Cure For HIV Soon!

The most complicated and diverse virus on the planet may have to throw in the towel. It might be 10 years, might be 20 years, might be 30 years, but it looks like we're moving closer and closer to destroying this devastating killer! SHOUTS TO HOUSTON, TX!! Whaadddupppp!?! YEESH! I wonder how rich these guys are going to get if they find a cure for this beast.

Cute Cat Video

I'm not a freakazoid, first + foremost. I can see some of y'all like, "it's cool he talks about streetwear, and music, and hawt boobs+ass, and video games, and all that but... I dunno, the whole cute animal videos creep me out." Let me tell you why I love cats so much:

When I was young, between the ages of 1-14 and my mom+pop were still together, my dad pretty much taught me to hate cats. I didn't know why, but he did, so I did. I was under the impression they were evil little fucks that didn't care about anyone but themselves.... bitchy, mean, crazy... all that. So after my parents got a divorce and my dad moved to these apartments a few minutes away, he got a couple cats. I was like, what the hell man, get these evil shits out of here. So this was around the ages of 15-18. I was like, hm, okay, sine he gave it a shot, I'll see what's going on. My dad used to put firecrackers up cats assholes and light them, that's how much he hated them when he was young runnin' around Hawaii. He's a big dog lover, but because of the apartments charging up the ass and him living on the third floor, that could be difficult. Well, the cats worked out fine... and I got to realizing that just because someone you're close to doesn't approve of something, doesn't mean you have to as well. I got to see that cats are cool as hell... and I want some. But because of my recent and current living conditions I've yet to get a cat of my own. I'm almost 22 now, and still catless... so I watch home videos and they make me smile, as I think of the day when I can own a couple cats of my own.

...and there you have it. Now shut up + enjoy.

Jay-z & Timbaland Album FALSE

BLAH... fuck. argh. *sigh* Jay and Tim are not doing an album together, it's not happening. Why Timbaland said that I have no idea, but Jay said it's not happening. He said if he gets songs that they produce that are whole album worthy, then yes, but the flood gates are open to all the hottest producers out right now to throw Jay beats, so, no... it's not happening.

...at least do an EP together? SOMETHING!

Aids & Blacks In America

Some startling facts I'd like to share that I saw on CNN:
  • 30,000 New HIV infections each year
  • 47% of people in America that have HIV are black
  • Leading cause of death in black women ages 25-35
  • 2nd leading cause of death in black men ages 35-44
  • 80% of Americans with HIV in Washington D.C. are black
  • 84% of Americans with HIV in Jacksonville, MS are black
...c'mon, people, let's not go out like this! There's ways to prevent this, so let's prevent it.

Clipse Interview on Rick Ross

Aside from their music being some of the best in hip-hop right now from before Lord Willin' when they was doing Funeral and had the "Knock Ya Self Out" beat before Jadakiss to the new Re-Up Gang album, they also seem like some really cool dudes. AHH sits down with Clipse to talk about the whole Rick Ross shit.

Nelly, The Transformation

BEFORE

AFTER

...lemme get the number to that trainer, dude...
...oh, and I need your budget...
...we're going to see Nelly on a lot of fitness mags very soon...

He Said To Keep Doing Our Jobs Right??

No words.



The Puzzle That Ate The US

Eric Smith, a man with a lot of time on his hands, has just spent the last 6 months completing the worlds biggest jigsaw puzzle. Get this: 24,000 pieces to finish this 12' x 6' monstrosity! Congrats! I wonder if he gets any money for this. He now holds the record for biggest puzzle ever completed in the entire worrlddddd!

The Cuil Side of Google

A few ex-Engineers of the mega internet company, Google, have decided to part ways and begin their own search engine that they believe will "crush Google". Cuil is the name (pronounced: COOL) and they're said to search a way larger amount of web sites quicker, faster, and easier. Their search engine may crush Google in those aspects, but to crush the entire Google dynasty is going to be a challenge for the gods. Take a look at the site yourself, it is pretty cool... but I'm sticking with Google for now.

Crazy TreeHouse!



With all the reports on how shitty us humans are treating the land, the lovely treehuggers around the world have thought up something very dope... owning your very own eco-friendly tree sphere in the sky. Here's an excerpt from the article I read:

"Our Planet Retreats, an innovative UK-based company, is building eco-resorts in gorgeous pristine locations like the Phillipines, Vanatu, and Papua New Guinea. Visiting guests stay in simple floating spheres in the trees that are reached by spiral stairs. Crafted from fiberglass and built by locals, each sphere can accommodate up to 4 people. The first resort is comprised of 12 spheres. Other sustainable features include small solar panels and solar water heating systems.

To get involved the steps are simple. Buy a share or buy a sphere. One share costs $30 and one simple, unfurnished sphere costs $2,500. Fully furnished spheres are also available at a higher price tag. Once Our Planet Retreats has raised $55,000, the first retreat will start paying back dividends and they’ll start opening additional eco-resorts (they’re currently at $40,000). Locals will be employed by the eco-resorts and be encouraged to buy shares as well, giving them a vested interest in the project and helping infuse the community’s economy."

Pretty cool!!

I Fucks With These

DC x GOLIATH x SPRINT2

These Dunks Are Serious

OCTAGON QUILTED DUNKS!
NANOO!

Tatyana Ali... so banging!

IN THE NEW KING MAGAZINE.
gollygeezgoobies.

COMPUTER GAMES THAT RAWK!!: DROPPLE

Dropple is a game where you control a bouncing ball along different kinds of platforms to reach coins. Get all the coins in the level and thats one down, a lot more to go. It's very simple, and pretty addicting. I'm only on level 19 right now, and I'm cursing this game left and right. ARGH! Have a go at it!

PS: I'm watching this documentary on Meth. EEEE. Don't do it, readers. insane.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Update on the Kidz In The Hall Situation

So, what I'v been reading on SOHH and various other sites, what happened was, a fight broke out with Double O + their DJ against some security heads for reasons still unknown, and when Nawledge tried to take pictures of the physical abuse that Double O + their DJ took, the cops told him to leave the crime scene. He refused and he was taken in, while Double O had to go to the hospital. Dude had to get stitches. This is a nasty situation, but it could have been uglier. Whenever more shit surfaces I'll post up! Get better, get up, and get on, we need you guys in Hip-Hop!

Priceless Mugshot!


Movie Trailer: SEX DRIVE

Click Picture For Link

...story of my life, unfortunately. It looks like one of those won't make shit in the theater movies, but it'll be a good watch when you're bored with nothing else to do... and there's nothing else to watch. You know, one of those "ehh" movies that are going to have their funny parts scattered, but overall its a forgettable, semi/very-cheesy movie, but it'll be alright to watch on certain occasions when you're like, 'Hmm... instead of pacing back and forth in the house, I should sit and watch something (yeah, rent-worthy only), oh, I know, Sex Drive! ...it'll be dumb, but it'll pass a couple hours for me while I wait for something else to happen later on in the day."

...sorry, just had a Peter Griffin rant.

The Evolution... Of Britney...

I found this while cruisin' the pipelines and thought it was kinda interesting. Remember back in the days of those pigtails and school girl skirt and watching that while hearing her say those words, I'm not that innocent? Well, I was thinking more like, I'm kind of a freak with the right person, I might look like a good girl, but I can be bad daddy, so spank me a couple times and we'll go from there... not, well, I'm kind of a crazy nutcase that likes drugs, random sex with random penises, and freak out sessions where I cut off all my hair and snap on paparazzi that I call to come take pictures of me leaving the tanning salon. Yeah, boy was I wrong.

Kanye On The Boob Tube!


Kanye is about to do it big with a reality show if all goes well!! I hope so, especially if its going to have that perfect HBO touch... it's going to be a wrap. That would be shweeeet.

Video Games Kill (another example)

Rock Band, Rock Band, Rock... Baaaaand... the title has sold 4.8 million copies, led to 18 million paid song downloads and books another 1 million paid downloads every nine days. Music who? Movies what??

Another Solange, Teyana, & Keri Hilson Video


...because I am in love with all 3, here's another video of the Rap-Up photoshoot:

Lil' Wayne & Nas Numbers

Lil' Wayne is pretty much double platinum. He's sittin' pretty around 1, 997,000, so he's there. Congrats to Lil' Wayne for doing numbers I don't think a hip-hop artist will ever be able to do again.

Also, Nas is halfway to gold which is pretty impressive. Let's do our part and get him to gold in 2 weeks people. I'm getting mine in the next 2 weeks!

LUSCIOUS LEFT FOOT!!

Big Boi Interview on DJ Envy's show!!
...dope...

EAARTHHHQUAAAKEE!!

...the title is a quote from Fresh Prince. mwahha, Ocky = Fresh Prince addict. There was an earthquake that hit in Cali during a taping of Judge Jury... the Crypt Keeper of the courtroom.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

GNARLS BARKLEY ON LENO!!

No Words.
These Guys KILL.

SPORE WILL CONQUER ALL

WHORES

"We whore ourselves for chewing gum. cheeeeese!!"

Movies? Music? Pshh, Lightweights...

So Dark Knight is doing pretty amazing isn't it? Breaking all those glorious records and all. Oh and, Lil' Wayne is holding it down in music right now ey? He's just about 2x platinum already! ...that is definitely a good look. But wait... I hear something. I hear laughing. Where... where is that coming from?

*looks around*
.
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OHHHH, don't worry, haha, it's just the video game industry shitting on music + movies combined. I mean honestly... there are video game sells that these other industries can only dream of. GTA4 made $500 million in the first week in the US alone. I mean you have games like Halo, Gears of War, God of War, etc that sell major. Video games are doing great nowadays. Through digital sales in the first quarter of 2008s fiscal year, EA made a whopping $90 million in digital sales alone. Goldmine people... it's a goldmine.

PRINCE CAN WEAR ANYTHING


Yeah, those are very strange, but it's prince... he's worn worse. And also, it's Prince, he can wear whatever the fuck he wants. THE END.

Tatyana Ali... still trying to get that music career going


Yeah, so, Tatyana Ali's beautiful self is still trying to resurrect the dead... well, I take that back, at one point it had to be alive in order to resurrect, so basically what Tatyana is doing is nursing a stillborn. Ouch... haha, but yeah, she's still working on that flourishing music career of hers. She said she's working with one of the producers that were with 2pac back in the 90's... so I'm guessing she's just doing this for fun. Anywho, good luck with that. *smh*

KELIS... then + now

I Hate... You... So Much Right Now!! When that Kelis came out I was in love. I was like, wow, this ebony god is so hawt, and ecclectic, and unique, and all that jazz. Oooo yes, and do you remember that one song, "Get Along With You"? ...wow! I was in love with that song (NEPTUNES > Your Favorites). As I take this trip down memory lane... let's get visual... visual.
*Let's out a refreshing: AHHHH!!*

OMG, right? Yeah, I know, amazing. I have a very slim list of celebrity babes that I keep dear to my heart... like, it's a list of like, 20... Rosario Dawson, Gwen Stefani, Jessica, Rachel Bilson, Jessica Biel, yadda yadda... well, Kelis was definitely on that... but... erm...

And now these days...
*Let's out a dissappointed: Ooooh*

Yeah, wow, damn you Nas. DAMN... YOU. You will be missed Kelis, but never forgotten! And until you bring back the Kelis I love, I'm not eating. lol

BONUS FOOTAGE!
...oh ...mei ...effang ...jankz
...where'd I put that lotion bottle?...
MWAHAHAHA. goddamn.