Bud Thumb Drive

Yeah, believe it. That's an actual thumb drive and that is actual beer in the thumb drive. Me being the alcoholic that I am, would love to own one of these. They come in 1, 4, and 8 GB and you can even customize what liquid you actually want in their. I'd say for mine, pour me up some Red Bull in that thing.

Warm Wine? Psh, Never Again

With this handy dandy gadget, we don't have to worry about the wine getting warm on us while it's out. This cool little guy cools the wine on the way out, and leaves the taste and texture unaltered. $50 at your local cool shit shop. lol.

...or you can use this!

If you thought that big ass rolex table was too cumbersome and gaudy, well then why not try this clock on for size. It's a Simpson's clock, and the cool thing about this one is that wherever the duff beer goes, Homers eyes follow! lol

ANYBODY GOT THE TIME?

This table tells time. It's a big half rolex and if you're ever in need of knowing what time it is, this one will always have your back. Always.

Awesome Hamster Wheel

Vvvrooom Vvvvrrooom!!